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I’m Frankie Jo Blooding and I’m here to take you away!


I live in beautiful Montana with my Darling Dork. We write together and when we’re not writing, going out on adventures, and watching him fix his “they’re working just fine” project cars, we’re spending time with his two part-time girls, and trying to survive attacks from our cat, Tesla.

It’s a pretty awesome life. I’m not gonna lie. It’s been a lot of work getting here, but I’m super excited about it.

We’re getting ready to move to Alaska to be closer to his family. Oh, boy. I can’t tell you how thrilled I am about that!

I’m pretty creative and do everything from crochet, to sewing, to art, and, of course, writing. I’ve lived a pretty colorful life, giving breath to my stories. I’ve dated a bagpipe playing, U.S. Government vampiric assassin, werewolves, sorcerers, weapons smugglers, and slingshot terrortist. No. I’m not kidding.

But now? I need to gather some new stories! Watch out, world.


I’m not your typical person.

So don’t expect your typical stories.

- Frankie Jo Blooding