I’m Frankie Jo Blooding and I’m here to take you away!
I live in the final frontier of Alaska with my Darling Dork, my Sista Witch, and her Darling Dork 2. The Darling Dorks are twins. We’re joined with Witch in Training and Teen Man, along with a small zoo of animals, which includes Tig, Beeno, BunnyStew, and Tesla.
My Darling Dork and I write together and when we’re not writing, working on this new house, or watching him fix his “they’re working just fine” project cars, we’re spending time with his two part-time girls, Do-It and Sloth Child.
It’s a pretty awesome life in the making. There’s a lot of work involved to make it work. I’m having to get in shape just so I can garden in the gravel up here, but that’s a whole other story.
I’m pretty creative and do everything from crochet, to sewing, to art, and, of course, writing. I’ve lived a pretty colorful life, giving breath to my stories. I’ve dated a bagpipe playing, U.S. Government vampiric assassin, werewolves, sorcerers, weapons smugglers, and slingshot terrortist. No. I’m not kidding.
But now? I need to gather some new stories! Watch out, world.
I’m not your typical person.
So don’t expect your typical stories.
- Frankie Jo Blooding